Today’s startling yet useless revelation: eBay is Pig Latin for itself.

Considerably less surprising observation: It does not pay to let your car insurance lapse in the state of Maryland. Bleah. Is there anybody out there who’ll sell me retroactive insurance? Since the time period I need the insurance for is in the past, and nothing happened to my car during that period, there’s zero risk. That ought to be a no-brainer. But I may not need it anyway, since I’m only going to be transferring the plates to North Carolina.

In other news, I’ve been staying up too late for the past week, partly due to Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon, which is a great read. But I honestly don’t know where the time goes. I feel like I’ve been spinning my wheels a lot lately.

Actually, I guess a bit of my misplaced time has been going to television. Whose Line, Daily Show, Futurama, and whatnot. I’ve got to stop that, it’s just too easy to lose a couple of hours in the blink of an eye.

My step-grandmother had surgery today, to remove a tumor in her lung that fortunately seems not to have spread anywhere else. The prognosis is as good as it can be, given the diagnosis.

She married my grandfather when I was just starting high school. Bonding over the piano helped us to hit it off right away. (She’s self-taught, and has written some of her own songs.) She comes from a small family, and it was a big adjustment to marry into a large one—there are nine of us in my generation of the Graves—but she fits right in. She’s got a good sense of humor, and a fairly thick skin, which seems to have come in handy from time to time when dealing with Grandpa. She’s a pretty straight shooter, unafraid to be honest. I admire that about her.

She’s in some pain, but she and Grandpa seem to be optimistic. They’re not sure how long she’ll need to stay at the hospital, but I expect she’ll want to go home as soon as possible. After all, someone needs to keep Grandpa in line.

My number one resolution this year is to keep in better touch with my family. This is extremely similar to last year’s resolution, the main difference being that it’s vague enough to be easily attainable. Last year I made very specific goals, and then basically forgot all about it. Which brings me to my next topic: memory.

Visiting with my grandparents over Christmas, I listened to them telling stories of things they’d done years ago. Grandpa quoted a few lines from a speech he had given while taking the Dale Carnegie course. My grandma talked about the time they were flying back to Kansas in grandpa’s plane and had to make an emergency landing in an alfalfa field.

It occurred to me that I won’t have as many stories of this type when I’m their age, partly because my memory is kind of leaky. I don’t really understand the algorithm it uses to determine what’s forgettable (e.g. entire years of childhood, apparently) and what must be kept (e.g. names of members of the A-Team), but there’s got to be a misplaced decimal in there somewhere. So I’ve decided that I need to be posting here more often, just as a memory aid.

However, the other reason I won’t have as many good stories is because I don’t exactly generate a lot of good story material sitting at a computer all the time. So I’d also like to get out more and have more experiences that would actually have some meaning to someone else if I were to explain them. So hopefully, my posts won’t be as dull as they are frequent. I don’t think I’m off to much of a start on this one.

I’m usually kind of noncommital when New Years’ rolls around, but this year I’m considering these to be secondary resolutions. Wish me luck.

Greetings, my excellent friends. I’ve missed you. I’ve been away in Missouri visiting my family, and my time there was so packed that I didn’t even sit down at the computer. I plan to get all caught up tomorrow, but in the meantime I want to wish you all a happy 2004.