Beware the Ides of April

We went to visit Laura’s family in Tennessee this week. It felt like we were on the go the whole time, except at dinner. Laura’s mom is a great cook, so I ate well.

This morning I noticed that tmbg.net has fallen victim to some stupid defacement attack. This has happened before, but this time the damage looks like it might be more extensive. I’m not sure how long it’ll take to return things to normal, or even whether it’s possible. It’s kind of frustrating.

Speaking of which, we’ve been working on our income taxes this afternoon/evening. My own tax nightmare usually has its cloaking device activated in my consciousness. It has not grown any prettier since the garish light of day last shone upon it. But I think I can finally put it to rest this year, and have only the current year’s taxes to worry about at any given moment. That’ll be enough, God knows. I’m sick to death of thinking about this stuff. Time for some enchiladas and a margarita.

My sister had twin boys last night! It was a pretty extreme pregnancy, I’m glad she’s through it. The boys are Samuel Charles and Jack David. Each weighed under five pounds, but that’s to be expected with twins. They were a few weeks early, but they’re doing fine so far.

Sometimes it really hits me how many modern conveniences I take for granted. Like seedless fruit, for example. I bought a box of clementines last week, but they turned out to be these monsters, a mutant strain of clementine robustus. They’re large and pulpy, and so full of seeds that, with the segments being so small, by the time you finish separating out the seeds it’s not very juicy anymore. So I haven’t enjoyed them much at all, because I’m spoiled. Likewise with grapes, seeds are just too much work. I have no idea how long ago humankind saw the advent of seedless fruit, but I’m glad it was before my time.

But I have to admit, seedless fruit is pretty absurd. We humans have developed these infertile plants, and they basically rely on us for their continued existence. It seems to me that because seeds factor so directly into reproduction, favoring seedless fruit would significantly reduce the diversity among the plants that we grow for fruit. Reduced diversity, as any financial planner will tell you, leaves you more susceptible to catastrophic events. I find it odd how many people recognize and accept this tenet when applied to economics, but then fail to apply it to biology.

I’m under-informed about the specific biology of seedless fruit, it may not really have much effect on biodiversity. But even if it does, I’d probably still wallow in seedless hypocrisy anyway. After all, what’s science for if not finding new ways to save me hassle?

Today’s startling yet useless revelation: eBay is Pig Latin for itself.

Considerably less surprising observation: It does not pay to let your car insurance lapse in the state of Maryland. Bleah. Is there anybody out there who’ll sell me retroactive insurance? Since the time period I need the insurance for is in the past, and nothing happened to my car during that period, there’s zero risk. That ought to be a no-brainer. But I may not need it anyway, since I’m only going to be transferring the plates to North Carolina.

In other news, I’ve been staying up too late for the past week, partly due to Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon, which is a great read. But I honestly don’t know where the time goes. I feel like I’ve been spinning my wheels a lot lately.

Actually, I guess a bit of my misplaced time has been going to television. Whose Line, Daily Show, Futurama, and whatnot. I’ve got to stop that, it’s just too easy to lose a couple of hours in the blink of an eye.