Okay I’ve had the hiccups just about all. Day. Long. I’m about ready to commit hara-kiri to keep my gut from twitching one more freakin’ time. My usual cure isn’t working, and it’s normally pretty reliable. And I’m coughing, which generally makes them come back even if I do manage to get rid of them. And then of course the hiccups prevent the coughs from actually accomplishing anything, so there’s no end in sight. My body is stoooopid.