These instructions came with a toy accordion that my son got a couple of Christmases ago. What really floors me is the hubris of trying to cover this topic in a four-page leaflet — even in your native language. But in Engrish? It becomes a masterpiece of Dada.
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why did you do that to my brain?
Not just Engrish, but badly OCR’ed Engrish.
THE METHOD FOR THE FIVE FINGERS ARE THE MUSIC-BOOK
WHAT YOU SAY !!
“To Love of My Small Animal”??? I’m not sure that’s legal.
Ha! Yeah, I wish they’d given the lyrics for that one, the title feels like the tip of a hilarious iceberg.
That was painful and funny, all at the same time.
Now I want accordion! For midget!
I just read that whole thing, and it made me want to cry.